inuysha-link-lover:

algrenion:

i think there should be AU’s and then there should be UA’s

because Universe Alterations would be a good name for when your characters are in the exact same universe but you’re altering just a couple of plot points or a few character traits

bunnstar:

askcstalkerkun:

the happier docile OCs host the good morning show that those cooking shows are on.

bunny just rolls around on the table top for 30 minutes

show would never be canceled

Leon and Cyrsta apologize over and over about not being loud enough to be picked up by the mics. Cyrsta is the first to actually address the cooking show but quickly is reduced to a pile of nervous muttering nonsense because her co host sneezed over her, making her doubt her entire existence

The audience want to leave, but they all feel too bad for the hosts to move.. 

bunnstar:

askcstalkerkun:

most violent OCs host a cooking show

Cooking time with Moonlight

cut those meaty steaks up with a chainsaw

Cooking with Klaus and Gregger.

Today they will teach you how to butcher and cook beef

*10 minutes later*

The room is covered in blood. The audience is left in a shock like awe as their hosts have decided to butcher an actual cow before them using dull cleavers and surgical scalpels. The cow was not alive, but the audience was still mortified by the scene, leaving many scarred for life.

Klaus rambles on about the cuts of steak while Gregger moves to bring in a volunteer from the crowd. Obviously no one has actually volunteered, but the mad man was quoted saying “Fuck it, it’ll be funny”

The two spend the remaining time telling the audience that they are trained professionals and that perhaps a salad would have been a better idea.